EVIDENCE
CASE NO. CCB-2026-4471

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INCIDENT REPORT
Classification Self-Inflicted Post With No Survivors
Severity CRITICAL
Time of Incident Probably 2 AM. It's always 2 AM.
Contributing Factors Hubris, poor judgment, main character energy
Recommendation IMMEDIATE DELETION
Field Note: In 94% of observed cases, the poster believed their take was "actually good." It was not.

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This report was filed by the Corn Cob Bureau of Investigation.
All findings are final. The post remains in evidence.