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How Owned Are You?

Our comprehensive assessment helps you understand your current corn cob severity level. Answer honestly for the most accurate results.

πŸ“‹ 10 questions ⏱️ ~2 minutes πŸ”’ 100% anonymous

The Corn Cob Severity Indexβ„’

Our proprietary 5-level scale measures exactly how owned you are

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For entertainment only. Not a real psychological assessment. (But also... kind of accurate?)