CERTIFIED GOOD POST

That Was Actually Good.

Someone sent you this because your post was genuinely, certifiably not terrible. This almost never happens.

CORN COB CLUB

This certifies that

YOU

have posted something that is

ACTUALLY GOOD

0 Red Flags
0 Regrets
100% Integrity
Dr. Patricia Chen Chief Posting Officer
Issued: Today • Expires: Next post

Important: This certification applies to one (1) post only. Your next post will almost certainly be bad again. Don't let this go to your head.

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This certificate has no monetary value. But it does have emotional value, which is worth less.